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Error of opinion may be tolerated where reason is left free to combat it.
Thomas Jefferson, US statesman, born on April 13, 1743; First Inaugural Address, March 3, 1801

Indeed, I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just.
Thomas Jefferson

We hold these truths to be sacred and undeniable; that all men are created equal and independent.
Thomas Jefferson; Original Draft of the American Declaration of Independence

A little rebellion now and then is a good thing.
Thomas Jefferson; letter to James Madison, January 30, 1787

I have sworn upon the altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man.
Thomas Jefferson

Katyn Massacre

Katyn Massacre (see This Day in History, 1990)

Protest to be effective, must be followed by resolute action and at this crisis in world history when materialistic energy aims at overthrowing spiritual energy and moral values, action needs to develop into a world crusade for the Spiritual Humanity.
Vida Goldstein, Australian suffragist and politician, born on April 13, 1869

Estragon: What about hanging ourselves?
Vladimir: Hmm. It'd give us an erection.
Estragon: (highly excited). An erection!
Vladimir: With all that follows. Where it falls mandrakes grow. That's why they shriek when you pull them up. Did you not know that?
Estragon: Let's hang ourselves immediately!
Samuel Beckett, Irish writer, born on April 13, 1906; Waiting for Godot

Dear incomprehension, it's thanks to you I'll be myself, in the end.
Samuel Beckett; The Unnamable

To go on means going from here, means finding me, losing me, vanishing and beginning again, a stranger first, then little by little the same as always, in another place, where I shall say I have always been, of which I shall know nothing, being incapable of seeing, moving, thinking, speaking, but of which little by little, in spite of these handicaps, I shall begin to know something, just enough for it to turn out to be the same place as always, the same which seems made for me and does not want me, which I seem to want and do not want, take your choice, which spews me out or swallows me up, I'll never know, which is perhaps merely the inside of my distant skull where once I wandered, now am fixed, lost for tininess, or straining against the walls, with my head, my hands, my feet, my back, and ever murmuring my old stories, my old story, as if it were the first time.
Samuel Beckett; ibid

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The Australian world is peopled with good blokes and bastards, but not heroes.
Max Harris, Australian bookman, born on April 13, 1921

Talk-back radio is a device by which the stupid are allowed to reinforce the stupid in their stupidity.
Max Harris

 

 

 

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Festival of Songkran, Thai New Year (Apr 13 - 15)

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The Thai New Year (Songkran in Thai language) is celebrated annually.

It is fixed on these dates now. If these days fall on a weekend, the missed days off will be taken after the weekend – however, originally its date was fixed by astrological calculation. Songkran falls in the hottest time of the year in Thailand, at the end of the dry season. Until 1888 the Thai New Year was the beginning of the year in Thailand, after using April 1 until 1940 now January 1 is the beginning of the year. The traditional Thai New Year is only a national holiday since then.

New year traditions

The most significant tradition on Songkran is the throwing of water. Everybody meets on the streets with bowls of water, water guns or even a garden hose, and everyone passing by will be soaking wet quickly. Some even mix coloured powder into the water.

Originally this tradition started from the bathing ceremony, in which the Buddha images in the temples get cleaned. The young people poured small amount of scented water on the hands of their elders as a sign of respect, however nowadays this ritual changed from its traditional origins to just having fun.

Astrological calculation

Even though the traditional calendar of Thailand like most of Southeast Asia uses a lunisolar calendar, the date of the new year was calculated on a purely solar basis. The term Songkran comes from Sanskrit and means "a move or change" - in this case the move of the sun into the Aries zodiac. Originally this happened at the vernal equinox, but as the Thai astrology did not know about the precession the date moved from March to April.

 

Easter Tuesday, Rękawka, Kraków, Poland

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An ancient outdoor fair held in the vicinity of the Benedictine Church at the top of Lasota Hill in Podgórze. For many years until the mid-1830s, a folk festival was held annually on the first Tuesday after Easter on the slopes of Krakus Mound, an ancient tumulus on the slopes of Lasota Hill.

"A popular feast of Rekawka ('Sleeve') takes place on the Tuesday after Easter. In the past in this day the poor residents of Krakow gathered around the Krakus Mount where rich were throwing money, food (eggs, bagels, nuts) and sweets from the top of the hill. The Krakus Mount is one of the oldest hills with the ancient remnants, the alleged place of burying Krakus, a first legendary prince of Kraków. Nobody knows exactly why this popular feast was called 'sleeve'. The historians tried to argue that the name comes from a fact that the sand for a burial place of great prince Krakus was carried in the sleeves of the residents of Kraków but it would suggest that our ancestors did not have a very clear mind unless the sleeves they were wearing were long enough so that the carrying of sand or soil could be more efficient."   Source

 

Almaniac Chas writes: "Easter Tuesday in the Episcopal Church celebrates Doubting Thomas [St Thomas the Apostle – PW] putting his hands in the wounds of Christ." Thanks for the info, Chas.

 

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Cerealia, for goddess Ceres, ancient Rome  (Apr 12 - 19)  
Ides of April: This was the second day of the approximately week-long festival held in honour of Ceres, culminating in the Cerealia proper, on the 19th. Ceres, in Roman Mythology, is equivalent to the Greek Demeter and the daughter of Saturn and Rhea, wife-sister of Jupiter, mother of Proserpina (Persephone), and patron of Sicily.

Circensian games, ancient Rome  (Apr 12 - 19; Sep 4 - 19)

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Libertas, ancient Rome
The springtime festival of Libertas was held in honour of the Roman goddess of Liberty.

National Day, Chad
Today is a public holiday in the African nation of Chad. Following an army coup d'état, President François Tombalbaye was assassinated on this day in 1975.

John Hanson Day, Maryland, USA
John Hanson Day is observed in Maryland to honour one of the state's most important leaders of the revolutionary period.

Huguenot Day
Today is observed by the Huguenot Society of America as Huguenot Day, the anniversary of the signing of the Edict of Nantes on this day in 1598. In the edict, French King Henry IV promoted peace between Catholics and Protestants.

Thomas Jefferson Day holiday, Alabama, USA

Feast day of St Caradoc, priest and martyr

Feast day of Ss Carpus and Papylus, martyrs
Carpus was a bishop of Gordus in Asia Minor; Papylus was a deacon at Thyatira. When ordered by the Roman governor at Pergamum to sacrifice to the pagan gods, or else face torture, they refused and were burnt alive.

Feast day of St Edward Catheriek

Feast day of St Guinoc (Guinoch) of Scotland

Feast day of St Hermengild, martyr
(Green narcisse, Narcissus viridiflorus, is today's plant, dedicated to this saint.)

Feast day of St Ida of Boulogne

Feast day of St Ida of Louvain

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Kamo-Tama-Yori-Hime, Japan
Today, Japanese observe the sacred fertility marriage of the god O-yama-kui-no-kami and goddess Kamo-tama-yori-hime, from which issued the offspring Kami. The goddess has her counterpart in other religions, and may be equated with Demeter, Aphrodite, Sheela, Mary and so on.

Tsurugaoka Hachiman (Shrine) Spring Festival, Japan (Apr 7 - 14)
Seven centuries ago, Kamakura was the first seat of feudal government. At Hachiman Shrine, Kamakura, today is a cherry blossom festival. In this festival, which is popular with tourists, there are parades and all the fun of the fair.

Arashiyama Jusanmairi, or Thirteen Pilgrims Event, Japan
Thirteen-year-old children make pilgrimage to Horinji Temple, Kyoto, to gain some of the attributes of Kokuzo, a Buddhist god of Wisdom.

Zōjō-ji (Zojoji) Matsuri, Tokyo, Japan (Apr 13 - 15)
At Zōjō-ji Temple, Shiba Park, Tokyo, devotees ceremonially observe the death of Honen, founder of the Jodo sect of Buddhism. On each of three days there are large procession of hundreds of priests, laymen and children dressed in traditional costumes. Processions are led by firefighters, chanting their vocational song, Kiyari. About thirty men follow, dressed in blue traditional garb.

Offerings on a red tray are offered to him, and about sixty priests move about, scattering red, green, white and gold artificial lotus leaves.

Nagahama Yamakyogen, Japan (Apr 13 - 16)
Today and for the next three days there will be silk floats on parade at Hachiman-gū Shrine, Nagahama, Japan, with rituals leading up to the lantern-lighting ceremony on the final day. The Shinto shrine is dedicated to Hachiman, the god of war.

Yayoi Matsuri, Japan (Apr 13 - 17)
Today a portable shrine is carried from the Futaarasan Shrine at Nikko (Tochigi Prefecture) along the main road.

Nagasaki Takoage, or Kite-Flying Event, Nagasaki, Japan (Apr 3 - 29)

Bpee Mai (Songkan; New Year), Laos (c. Apr 13 - c. 16)
The Lao New Year, called 'Bpee Mai' or 'Songkan', is celebrated every year around this time.

Chaul Chnam Thmey (New Year), Cambodia (c. Apr 13 - c. 15)
Moha Songkran is the name of the first day of the new year celebration. People dress up and light candles and burn incense sticks at shrines.

Lao New Year traditions

New Year Water Splashing Festival, China, Thailand, Burma, Cambodia, Laos (Apr 13 - 15)
Like Poland's Dyngus Day, people throw water at one another on this day. Traditional dance, singing and cultural shows are performed together during the festival. Religious activities in the tradition of Theravada Buddhism are also carried out at both pagoda and monastery. Young people visit elders to pay respect during this period.

"The festival was inspired by a legend about seven beautiful Dai women who destroying [sic] a fire fiend. For three days, girls sprinkle water on each other and throw scented, decorated, fringed bags at prospective lovers. Dragon boat racing, young girls' peacock dance, giant hot air balloons at night. (Jinghong City, Xishaungbanna Prefecture, Yunnan Province)"   Source

"The beautiful area of Xishuangbanna celebrates this Buddhist festival in pomp and splendour. The festivities, centred on the town of Jinghong, begin with a market, but the fun begins in earnest with swimming and dragon boat-racing on the second day.

"Each night the parks and streets move to the graceful rhythms of the peacock dance, said by the Dai people to bring good luck, and the more driving pace of the Elephant-drum dance. The second day is reserved for 'splashing'. In reality this is a comprehensive soaking for which anyone is fair game (no exceptions for foreigners in other words - protect your camera!).

"On the third day there is a more sedate custom of throwing miniature beanbags, or Diu Bao."   Source

 

Baisakhi (or Vaisakhi), Sikh festival

"This festival day or the Gurpurb celebrating the birth of the 'Khalsa' usually falls on the 13th of April. Baisakhi was originally celebrated to mark the beginning of the New Year (according to the ancient Indian Lunar Calendar).

"To the Sikhs, the importance of this day is both historical and religious. It was on this day on 13th April, 1699 when Guru Gobind Singh gave the Sikhs a new name (Singh) and a new identity of being a nation, by making them distinctively different in physical appearance and personal behavior. Hence forth, along with 'inner discipline' the Sikhs were asked to keep an 'out discipline' too by wearing the 5K's.

"Baisakhi is also an important harvest festival in the Punjab. All over the Punjab farmers are happy because they have 'gathered in' the wheat, the most important crop of the season. Now they can perform Bhangra (folk dance) and sing. The folk lore goes like this-

"'O, Jatta aayee visakhi,
Kanka di muk gayee rakhi.'

"Meaning- Hey! Farmer! the Baisakhi has come and you no longer need to worry about and watch your wheat."   Source

 

University of Virginia Founders Day (annually on Jefferson's Birthday)

 

Varushapirapu, Tamil New Year (c. Apr 13 - 14)

"It is a time for celebrating new and prosperous beginnings. The 13th or 14th of April is the beginning of the first month Chittirai of the Tamil year, which is celebrated as the New Year and is also known as 'Chittirai Vishu'. Varusham is the Tamil word for 'year' and 'Pirapu' can be translated as the 'birth' or 'beginning' or 'commencement' of an event. 

The Legend Behind The Celebrations
"There are many legends behind the celebrations, according to one it is said that the 'Chaitra Vishu Day' or the opening day of the first fortnight of the waxing moon was the occasion chosen by Brahma to create this world. Hence this day is also known as 'Yugadhi' or the beginning of a Yuga. 

"This festive day is said to have acquired further importance by the fact that Sri Ramachandra, the hero of the epic Ramayana, had his triumphal entry into Ayodhya after the destruction of the rakshasas, and was crowned there on this day. 

"A unique way of welcoming the New Year, the excitement begins about two weeks before the New Year. Families go shopping for new clothes. The house is thoroughly cleaned and even repainted at times. Mothers and grandmothers make loads of sweet and savoury snacks in preparation for the big celebrations when relatives and friends will make their rounds of visits to each home, passing on their wishes for a prosperous and healthy Happy New Year."   Source

 

 

 

1519 Catherine de Medici, queen of France (d. 1589), wife of King Henry II of France.

The corset, which narrowed an adult women's waist to 17, 15 or even fewer inches, is attributed to Catherine, as during the 1550s she enforced a ban on thick waists at court attendance. For nearly 350 years, women's primary means of support was the corset, with laces and stays made of whalebone or metal.

1570 Guy Fawkes (d. 1606), Gunpowder Plot conspirator

1593 Thomas Wentworth, 1st Earl of Strafford (d. 1641), English statesman

1618 Roger de Rabutin, Comte de Bussy, (d. 1693) French writer

1713 Frederick (Lord) North (d. 1792), King George III of England's 6th prime minister

1729 Thomas Percy (d. 1811), Bishop of Dromore and magazine editor

1735 Isaac Low (d. 1791), New York delegate to the Continental Congress

 

1743 Thomas Jefferson (d. 1826), 3rd President of the United States

Jefferson

Accomplished man

The third president of the US was born in Shadwell, Virginia, the son of a civil engineer. He not only helped to draft the Declaration of Independence; he was accomplished in fields as varied as the humanities, science, architecture and education.

Thomas Jefferson's wine

There's one waiter who should not have expected a tip. In April 1989 at the Four Seasons Restaurant, at a gathering of wine buffs, a waiter accidentally smashed a bottle of Château Margaux wine which was valued at $US433,000 because it had once belonged to Thomas Jefferson.

Was the USA founded on Christianity?

 

1747 Louis Philip II, Duke of Orléans (d. 1793)

1769 Thomas Lawrence (d. 1830), English painter

1771 Richard Trevithick (d. 1833), mechanical engineer and developer of the first locomotive

1780 Alexander Mitchell (d. 1868), Irish engineer

1787 John Robertson (d. 1873), US congressman

1808 Antonio Meucci (d. 1896), Italian inventor

1825 Thomas D'Arcy McGee (d. April 7, 1868), Canadian journalist and 'Father of Confederation' who earlier in life was one of the 'Young Irelanders'. In 1868, D'Arcy McGee was assassinated in Ottawa, Ontario.

1828 Joseph Barber Lightfoot (d. 1889), English theologian and Bishop of Durham

1832 Juan Montalvo (d. 1889), Ecuadorian author

1850 Arthur Matthew Weld Downing (d. 1917), British astronomer

1852 FW Woolworth (d. 1919), merchant/businessman, founder of Woolworth's stores.

Born in New York State, Woolworth founded the modern 'nickel and dime' stores and made millions by so doing. He died in 1919. In Australia, the name and goodwill of Woolworth's were cunningly appropriated by a local company, and Woolworth's is still one of the major retail chains (domestic and grocery lines), despite having no connection with the American firm, nor any Woolworth person.

1860 James Ensor (d. 1949), painter

1866 Butch Cassidy (d. 1908), Wild West outlaw

 

Vida Goldstein

1869 Vida Goldstein (d. August 15, 1949), Australian early feminist reformer and politician. She was somehat estranged from her family, perhaps because of her associations with suffragism, the Fabian Society, and suffragism. Goldstein was a correspondent of Australian female novelist, Miles Franklin. She urged equal opportunities for women, and stood for parliament as an independent, unaligned with any party, which perhaps led to her unsuccess as a politician.

One women's rights procession that she organized in 1912 and led in the city of Melbourne, Australia, was attended by 40,000 women.

From Wikipedia: In 1902 she addressed the United States Congress as a delegate from Australia and New Zealand to the International Woman Suffrage Conference. In 1903, as an Independent with the support of the Women's Federal Political Association, she became the first woman in the British Empire to stand for election to a national parliament. Her bid for a Senate seat failed, but she stood for parliament again in 1910, 1913 and 1914; her fifth and last bid was in 1917 for a senate seat on the principle of international peace.

Her campaign secretary in 1913 was Doris Blackburn who was later successfully elected to the Australian House of Representatives.

Goldstein was a speaker, writer and campaigner. Throughout the First World War she was an ardent pacifist, became chairman of the Peace Alliance and formed the Women's Peace Army. She recruited Adela Pankhurst, recently arrived from England as an organiser. Her continuing political activism included leadership of the Women's Political Association and editing the Women's Sphere between 1900 and 1908.

She contributed to the foundation of many women's organisations including the National Council of Women.

"Worked with the Women's Political Association and also edited Women's Sphere (1900-1908). Ran for parliament five times between 1903 and 1917, in both the Senate and the House of Representatives. Helped found the National Council of Women, and was the Delegate from Australia and New Zealand to the International Woman Suffrage Conference, Washington D. C. in 1902. Throughout her life Goldstein campaigned on many social issues including women's franchise, the Queen Victoria women's hospital, peace, birth control and naturalisation laws."   Source

Biography compiled by Friends of St Kilda cemetery

National Library of Australia Federation Gateway site

Australian Women's Biographies published by the National Foundation for Australian Women

Australian War Memorial Federation site recognising Goldstein as a peace activist

A world chronology of women's suffrage    US chronology    Louisa Lawson, Australian suffragette

Standing for her Convictions: the campaigns of Vida Goldstein (audio and transcript)

Lawson & Co: associations with Henry and Louisa Lawson

 

1872 Alexander Roda Roda (d. 1945), writer

1873 John W Davis (d. 1955), American politician

1875 Ray Lyman Wilbur (d. 1949), 31st United States Secretary of the Interior

1880 Charles Christie (d. 1955), pioneer film studio owner in Hollywood

1881 Ludwig Binswanger (d. 1966), existential psychiatrist

1885 Georg Lukács (d. 1971), philosopher and literary critic

1887 Gordon S Fahrni (d. 1995), Canadian physician and President of the Canadian Medical Association

1889 Herbert Osborne Yardley (d. 1958), cryptographer

1890 Frank Murphy (d. 1949), American public servant

1891 Nella Larsen (d. 1964), Afro-American novelist

 

1892 Arthur Travers 'Bomber' Harris (d. 1984), commander of RAF's Bomber Command in World War II
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What price fame and glory?

The English Commander-in-Chief of the RAF Bomber Command in World War II authorised the 'firestorm' bombing raids on the citizens of Dresden, Germany, yet disinformation surrounding the massacre was, and remains, immense, and to some, Bomber Harris retains some kind of heroic stature.

Tens of thousands of people were killed (sources vary from between 35,000 to 200,000) in the February 13, 1945, Allied firebombing of Dresden. It remains a little-known event even today, as the British, Americans and other Allies downplay this slaughter of innocents and devote propaganda to the atrocities of the Germans and Japanese.

In a three-day period, 3,400 tons of explosives and incendiaries were dropped, reducing six square miles of the beautiful city of art and architecture, to rubble. Many Allied officials were outraged – Germany was clearly on the verge of collapse anyway, the war was almost over, and Dresden was not a war production city. Dresden had been famous for its artwork and historic buildings until it became the victim of the single most destructive air raid of World War II.

"Low-flying planes machine-gunned the fleeing population along the banks of the Elbe river. A fourth attack on Dresden concentrated its bomb load on the roads used by the fleeing population."   

Source: The Truth about the 1945 Bombing of Dresden

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1892 Sir Robert Alexander Watson-Watt (d. 1973), inventor of radar

1892 Gladys Moncrieff, Australian singer, known as 'Our Glad'.

Born in Bundaberg, Queensland, Gladys Moncrieff was a hugely popular opera singer of her day. In 1952, she gave more than 3,000 performances. 'Our Glad', as she was affectionately known, was awarded the OBE (Order of the British Empire) for her contribution to the performing arts.

1894 Arthur Fadden (d. 1973), 13th Prime Minister of Australia

1897 Werner Voss (d. 1917), WWI German flying ace

1900 Pierre Molinier (d. 1976), painter and photographer

1901 Jacques Lacan (d. 1981), psychoanalyst and semantician

1902 Philippe de Rothschild (d. 1988), Grand Prix racing car driver and wine grower

1904 Sir David Robinson (d. 1987), British philanthropist and entrepreneur

1906 Samuel Beckett (d. December 22, 1989), Irish playwright (Waiting for Godot), novelist and poet, winner of the 1969 Nobel Prize in literature. Beckett was elected Saoi of Aosdána in 1984.

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1907 Harold E Stassen (d. 2001), frequent candidate for President of the United States

1909 Eudora Welty (d. 2001), writer, winner of the Pulitzer Prize for Fiction 1973

1909 Stanislaw Marcin Ulam (d. 1984), Polish-American mathematician

1919 Howard Keel (d. November 7, 2004), actor (Annie Get Your Gun; Calamity Jane; Kiss Me, Kate; Seven Brides for Seven Brothers; The Big Fisherman), singer, former president of the Screen Actors Guild

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1919 Roland Gaucher, French journalist

1920 Roberto Calvi, 'God's Banker', a central figure in the Banca Ambrosiano, an Italian bank, who on June 17, 1982 was found hanging beneath Blackfriars Bridge in London. He was found to be carrying approximately $20,000  in various currencies, and his pockets were weighted with stones.

1920 Liam Cosgrave, 5th Taoiseach of Ireland

1920 John LaPorta, jazz musician

1920 Claude Cheysson, French politician

1921 Max Harris (d. January 13, 1995), Australian writer, editor and bookseller, dupe of the Ern Malley hoax; business partner of bookseller Mary Martin (1915 - '73)

1922 John Braine (d. 1986), British novelist

1923 Don Adams (Donald James Yarmy), American comic actor, famous as Max Smart, Agent 86 (Get Smart) and the voice of Inspector Gadget; some sources say he was born in 1923, 1926, 1927

"Born of Irish-Hungarian heritage. Sister Gloria, brother Dick Yarmy. Served in U.S. Marines in World War II, contracted malaria during Guadalcanal campaign. Postwar career as standup comedian. Married singer Adelaide Adams and adopted her stage surname. Children: Carolyn, Christine, Catherine, Cecily Adams, Stacey Adams, Sean, Beige. TV career began with winning 'Ted Mack's Amateur Hour'. Won fame and three Emmy Awards as bumbling secret agent Maxwell Smart on "Get Smart" (1965). Dramatic actor on Broadway and in stock."   Source

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1924 Stanley Donen, director

1924 Jack Chick, Christian evangelist, producer of religious tracts

1926 John Spencer-Churchill, 11th Duke of Marlborough

1928 Alan Clark (d. 1999), British politician

1932 Orlando Letelier (d. 1976), Chilean politician

1933 Ben Nighthorse Campbell, American senator

1935 Lyle Waggoner, American actor (Journey to the Center of Time; Wonder Woman), first Playgirl centrefold in June, 1973, elected Mayor of Encino, California in 1976

1937 Lanford Wilson, playwright

1937 Edward Fox, British actor

1939 Seamus Heaney, poet, writer and lecturer from Northern Ireland. His poetry, drawing on Irish history, myth, and rural life, won a Nobel Prize in 1995 for "works of lyrical beauty and ethical depth, which exalt everyday miracles and the living past".

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1939 Col Joye (Colin Frederick Jacobsen), Australian pop singer.

Col Joye was born Colin Jacobsen in Sydney. He formed Col Joye and the Joy Boys, a very popular 1960s pop band. After a fall from a tree in 1990, he was hospitalised in a coma but recovered. His brother, Kevin Jacobsen, is one of Australia's most successful entertainment promoters. 

1939 Paul Sorvino, actor

1943 Bill Conti, musical director

1944 Jack Casady, musician (Jefferson Airplane)

1944 Susan Davis, American politician

1945 Tony Dow, child actor

1946 Al Green, soul singer, pastor

1948 Sue Doughty, British politician

1949 Jean-Jacques Favier, NASA payload specialist

1949 Frank Doran, Scottish politician

1950 Ron Perlman, actor

1950 William Sadler. actor

1951 Peabo Bryson, pop singer

1951 Peter Davison, actor and the fifth Doctor Who

1951 Max Weinberg, drummer

1952 David Drew, British politician

1952 Ron Dittemore, NASA shuttle program manager

1953 Stephen Byers, British politician

1954 Jimmy Destri, musician

1955 Ole von Beust, Mayor of Hamburg

1956 Alison Wheeler, British political activist

1962 Hillel Slovak (d. 1988), original guitarist for the Red Hot Chili Peppers

1963 Garry Kasparov, Russian chess grandmaster (at 22 years, 210 days in 1985, the youngest ever to win the world championship)

1964 Caroline Rhea, actress

1970 Rick Schroder, actor

1972 Aaron Lewis, singer

1975 Lou Bega, musician/artist

1976 Jonathan Brandis, actor (d. 2003)

Sienna1994 Sienna Geyle-Wilson, my eldest grandchild

 

 

1997 Sloane Momsen, actress

 

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799 Death of Paul the Deacon (b. c. 720), monk and chronicler.

814 Death of Krum, khan of Bulgaria.

1055 Victor II was consecrated pope.

1093 Death of Vsevolod I of Kiev (b. 1093).

1111 Henry V was crowned Holy Roman Emperor.

1180 Frederick Barbarossa issued the Gelnhausen Charter for the partition of Saxony. It instituted a new nobility basing its claims on its services to the crown rather than its hereditary territorial power.

1204 The Fourth Crusade continued sacking Constantinople, as on the previous day.

1279 Death of Boleslaus the Pious, Polish duke.

1360 Black Monday: The army of Edward, King of England, was destroyed by a hailstorm and freezing rain.

1387 A party of 29 pilgrims assembled at the Tabard Inn in Southwark, England, preparing to travel to the shrine of Thomas ŕ Becket in Canterbury. After supper, the host proposed that they enliven their journey by telling stories. The following morning the tellers of Geoffrey Chaucer's immortal The Canterbury Tales began their journey.

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1598  The Edict of Nantes was issued by King Henry IV of France, to promote peace between Catholics and Protestant Huguenots. The Calvinist Huguenots were granted freedom of religion, rights to assemble and hold office and publish. Henry was later assassinated by a fanatical Catholic.

1605 Death of Boris Godunov, Tsar of Russia.

1638 Death of Henri, duc de Rohan (b. 1579), French Huguenot leader.

1668 The English poet John Dryden was appointed the first Poet Laureate, a post which he kept till 1689.

1695 Death of Jean de la Fontaine  (b. 1621), French author and folklorist.

Project Gutenberg e-texts of works by Jean de La Fontaine

1741 The Royal Military Academy was established at Woolwich, England; the academy is now at Sandhurst.

1742 The debut of the Messiah by Georg Friederich Händel (George Frideric Handel; 1685 - 1759), was performed at the Music Hall, Fishamble Street, Dublin, Ireland.

1722 Death of Charles Leslie (b. 1650), theologian.

1793 Death of Pierre Gaspard Chaumette (b. 1763), French revolutionary.

1794 Death of Nicolas Chamfort (b. 1741), French writer.

1796 French forces commanded by Napoleon Bonaparte defeated the Austrians at Millesimo in northern Italy.

1813 Construction on the Sydney-Liverpool road began. It was completed in February the following year.

1826 Death of Franz Danzi (b. 1763), German composer.

1829 Catholic Emancipation Act: The British Parliament granted freedom of religion to Roman Catholics.

1848 Sicily gained independence from Naples.

1849 Hungary became a republic.

1849 Australia: Melbourne's first mail service began.

1853 Death of James Iredell, Jr (b. 1788), Governor of North Carolina.

1853 Death of Leopold Gmelin (b. 1788), German chemist.

1853 Australia: Melbourne University was incorporated, with Sir Redmond Barry the first Chancellor.

1855 Death of Henry De la Beche (b. 1796), English geologist.

1860 The first mail delivery by Pony Express arrived in Sacramento, California, USA.

1861 American Civil War: Fort Sumter surrendered.

1861 Australia: Queensland's first telegraph service began, operating between Brisbane and Ipswich.

1868 The British ambassador to Abyssinia (Ethiopia), and other British subjects being held hostage by Emperor Tewodros II (Theodore II; b. 1818), were rescued by 17,000 British troops. Theodore committed suicide.

1873 Colfax Massacre: in Colfax, Louisiana, USA, the White League massacred 100 black men in a dispute relating to voting rights in a hotly contested gubernatorial election.

1880 Death of Robert Fortune (b. 1813), Scottish botanist.

1882 Death of Bruno Bauer (b. 1809), German theologian.

1883 Alferd Packer (1842 - 1907) was convicted of murder (not cannibalism as some sources put it; that he had eaten his companions was not disputed and not a legal issue at his trial).

Alferd Packer article at the Scriptorium

 

Alfred Nobel1888 Alfred Nobel woke in his Paris home and opened the morning newspaper. There, to his surprise, he read his own obituary.

The inventor of dynamite, blasting caps, smokeless gunpowder and hundreds of other mean and nasty things, was very much alive, but his brother Ludwig was not. The newspaper had made a mistake, but it was a mistake that helped Alfred Nobel turn to a new career.

So appalled and ashamed was he with the obituary that described him as a "bellicose monster" and which reported that his discoveries "had boosted the bloody art of war from bullets and bayonets to long-range explosives" – all of which was true, of course – that his conscience pricked him and he decided to make amends somehow.

It was due to the shame of knowing what he had made, and what he had become, that he used some of his great wealth (derived in part from war) to create the Nobel Peace prizes.

Or, so it is said.

 

1902 James C Penney opened his first store in Kemmerer, Wyoming, USA.

1912 The Royal Flying Corps was formed in Britain. Later the service was renamed the Royal Air Force.

1919 The Jallianwala Bagh Massacre (Amritsar Massacre): Brigadier-General Reginald Dyer's British and Gurkha troops fired on an unarmed crowd, massacring 380 and wounding at least 1,200, at a peaceful celebration of a Spring festival in Amritsar, Punjab, India. Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi (Mahatma Gandhi), Indian leader and proponent of civil disobedience, addressed a public meeting near Sabarmati Ashram and declared three days' penitential fast. Gandhi realised he had launched his satyagraha philosophy of nonviolent resistance too early for the conditions in his country, and called off the movement temporarily. Amritsar, however, proved to be the beginning of the end for the British in India.

Gandhi Institute for Nonviolence    Gandhi Timeline

'Mahatma': A 5 hours, 10 minutes documentary on Gandhi's life, free online

 

 

1919 USA: Eugene Debs was imprisoned for opposition to WWI. Socialist, pacifist, and labor leader, while in prison he received more than one million votes for President in 1920.

While there is a lower class, I am in it;
While there is a criminal element, I am of it;
While there is a soul in prison, I am not free!

Eugene V Debs and the Idea of Socialism, by Howard Zinn

Source: The Daily Bleed

 

1929 Aviators Bobby Hitchcock and Keith Anderson died of thirst in the desert near Alice Springs, Northern Territory, Australia while on a search in their plane Kookaburra for the missing Charles Kingsford-Smith, who later showed up safe.

Sir Charles Kingsford-Smith (1897 - 1935), often called by his nickname, 'Smithy', was the best-known early Australian aviator, completing the first non-stop crossing of the Australian mainland, the first flight from Australia to New Zealand, and the first to complete the more difficult eastward Pacific crossing from Australia to the United States. Kingsford Smith International Airport, located in Mascot, Australia, near Sydney, is named after him.

1935 Qantas and Britain's Imperial Airways began an air service between London and Australia.

1939 On the order of dictator Benito Mussolini, Italian troops invaded Albania.

1941 Pact of neutrality between the USSR and Japan was signed.

1943 World War II: The discovery of a mass grave of Polish prisoners-of-war executed by Soviet forces in the Katyń Forest Massacre was announced in Germany, driving a wedge between the Western Allies, the Polish government-in-exile in London, and the Soviet Union.

1943 The Jefferson Memorial was dedicated in Washington, DC, on the 200th anniversary of Thomas Jefferson's birth.

 

Coronation Chair with Stone of Scone1951 The Stone of Scone (known in Gaelic as Lia Fail, 'the speaking stone'; aka the Coronation Stone and Stone of Destiny) was returned to Westminster Abbey, London, having been taken from there by Scottish nationalists on the previous Christmas Day. On this day, the odd-looking block was placed again amidst Westminster's fine decorations, directly beneath the English monarch's throne where it had incongruously sat for centuries.

The Stone of Destiny, also known as the Stone of Scone, and the Coronation Stone, is a block of sandstone historically kept at the now-ruined abbey in Scone, near Perth, Scotland. It is also known as Jacob's Pillow and as the Tanist Stone.

In Celtic mythology, the Lia Fail was a magical stone brought to Ireland by the Tuatha de Danaan. When the rightful King of Ireland put his feet on it, the stone was said to roar in joy. This is believed to be the origin of the Stone of Destiny.

Traditionally, it is supposed to be the stone which Jacob used as a pillow. It was originally supposed to have been used as the Coronation Stone of the early Dalriada Scots when they lived in Ireland. When they invaded Caledonia, it is said to have been taken with them for that use. Certainly, since the time of Kenneth MacAlpin (Kenneth I; d. 858) at around 847, Scottish kings were seated upon the stone during their coronation ceremony. At this time the stone was situated at Scone, a few miles north of Perth.

From 1603, when James VI of Scotland became King of England, until the present day, the expropriated Scottish symbol has been used in the Westminster coronation of every single British monarch, and a few married ones. Many Scottish nationalists traditionally longed for the famous stone to be returned to its true home.

For all its emotional significance to so many people, the Stone of Scone, as it is most popularly called, isn't much to look at. It is a rather plain-looking block of rough-hewn, reddish sandstone measuring 66 cm (26") long, by 40 cm (16") wide, by 28 cm (11") high, and weighing 152 kg (336 lb). It has only one inscription, a Latin cross, which gives no clue as to the Stone's heritage.

Cambray, in his Monuments Celtiques, claimed to have seen the stone when it bore the prophetic Latin inscription:

Ni fallat fatum,
Scoti quocumque locatum
Invenient lapidiem,
regnasse tenetur ibidem
– variously translated as

Fate hath designed
That wheresoe'er this Stone
The Scots shall find,
There they shall hold the Throne
.

Or,

If the Destiny prove true,
then the Scots are known
to have been Kings
where'er men find this stone.

Also,

Except old seers do feign
and wizard wits be blind,
the Scots in place must reign
where they this stone shall find.

According to one old chronicler, "no king was ever wont to reign in Scotland unless he had first, on receiving the royal name, sat upon this stone at Scone, which by the kings of old had been appointed to the capital of Alba".

The ritual of crowning Scots monarchs while they are seated on the Stone of Scone has been practised for more than 1,000 years, in fulfilment of the ancient prophecy .

But where did this lump of rock, with all its significance, come from? One theory has it that the Stone originates from the Middle East and was subsequently brought to Scotland, arriving in the British Isles around 850 CE. Another says the sandstone block was quarried on the West Coast of Scotland near Oban, while yet another says that it comes from the Irish Kingdom of Dalriada which existed from around 400 CE to about 850 CE.

Legend claims that it is the very stone that the Biblical Jacob used as a pillow at Bethel and then anointed and erected as a pillar. Later, it became the pedestal of the Ark of the Covenant in the Temple at Jerusalem, whence it found its way to Syria. The remarkable stone was taken from Syria to Egypt by one Gathelus, who, in order to escape the plague, was then advised by Moses to set sail from the Nile with his wife and the Stone of Destiny, which he did, the fabulous rock thus arriving in Spain. From there, Gathelus sent the stone to Ireland after he had invaded that country, and it was later removed to Scotland where it stayed in Scone Abbey until Edward I of England carried it off to Westminster Abbey in England in 1296.

Whatever its true provenance, which we are likely never to know, the fabled Stone of Scone has had a strange history and continues to exert a powerful influence on the lives of many.  

See December 23 in the Book of Days

More on the Stone    More

 

1954 Australian prime minister Menzies announced that Vladimir Petrov, an admitted Soviet spy, had been granted political asylum.

See April 4  

 

1962 Rachel Carson's book indicting the pesticide industry, Silent Spring, was published.

In the impassioned fact-filled attack on DDT and other chemicals, Carson demonstrated how synthetic insecticides killed tens of thousands of birds, posing grave dangers to the soil, the food chain, and human health. The impact of Silent Spring proved so seminal to a new ecological awareness that, even 30 years on, Carson was still being denounced for "preservationist hysteria" and "bad science".

Source: The Daily Bleed

1962 The Beatles began their third Hamburg trip.

1964 The Wayside Chapel in Kings Cross, Sydney, Australia was opened by Rev. Ted Noffs.

1964 Ian Smith became prime minister of Rhodesia on the resignation of Winston Field.

1964 Sidney Poitier became the first black actor to receive an Oscar, for his role in The Lilies of the Field.

1967 Talkback radio was born in Australia when Federal parliament passed an act allowing phone calls to be broadcast.

1969 The last tram ran in Brisbane, Australia.

1970 An oxygen tank explosion occurred in Apollo 13's Service Module, crippling the spacecraft and putting the crew in danger of their lives. The astronauts were obliged to retreat inside their lunar landing craft. They all made it back to earth safe and well.

1971 The first European anti-nuclear demonstration was held at Fessenheim, France.

1973 Tidbinbilla tracking station was dedicated by Prime Minister Gough Whitlam.

1975 The war in Lebanon between Christians and Muslims began.  

1975 An attack by Phalangists on a Palestinian bus in Ain El Remmeneh, Lebanon caused more than 15 years of civil war.

1976 John Stonehouse was thrown out of British parliament. He had faked his own death in 1974 but in 1976 was found by police living in Australia.

1983 Harold Washington was elected as the first African-American mayor in Chicago's history.

1985 Enver Hoxha was succeeded by Ramiz Alia as the leader of Albania.

1987 Portugal and China signed an agreement in which the island of Macao would be returned to China in 1999.

 

1990 Katyn Massacre (see 1943 above): The Soviet Union admitted to the killing of 15,000 Polish army officers in Katyn Forest, western Russia, an atrocity the Soviet authorities had always blamed on Nazi Germany. The truth was not publicly known until the fall of USSR Communism in 1989.

From Wikipedia: The Katyn Forest Massacre occurred in the Soviet Union, in a forest near Gnezdovo village, a short distance from Smolensk. Many Poles had become prisoners of war following the invasion and defeat of Poland by the Nazis and the Soviet Union in September 1939. The Soviets filtered out army and police officers and gathered them in three camps, Kozielsk, Ostaszkowo and Starobielsk. In addition, the registration of all army and police officers, including retired and reserved, were forced on the areas of Eastern Poland. The registered persons, were subsequently arrested and deported to the same three POW camps. Since the conscription system in Poland required every university graduate to become a reserve officer, the Soviets gathered the most important individuals from the Polish, Jewish and Belorussian intelligentsia. On Christmas Eve of 1939, all priests of every confession were removed from the camps and probably murdered separately. These included Catholics, Orthodox, Jews, Protestants and Greek Catholics.

On March 5, 1940, members of the Soviet PolitburoStalin, Molotov, Lazar Kaganovich, Mikhail Kalinin, Kliment Voroshilov and Lavrenty Beria himself – signed an order of execution prepared by Beria of 25,700 Polish intelligentsia, including 14,700 Polish prisoners of war.

President of the United States Franklin Delano Roosevelt assigned Captain George Earle, his special emissary to the Balkans, to compile information on Katyn. Earle did so, using contacts in Bulgaria and Romania. Earle too concluded that the Soviet Union was guilty. FDR rejected that conclusion, saying that he was convinced of Nazi Germany's responsibility, and ordered Earle's report suppressed. When Earle formally requested permission to publish his findings, the President gave him a written order to desist. Earle was reassigned and spent the rest of the war in American Samoa.

 

1990 Soviet president Mikhail Gorbachev (b. 1931) gave Lithuania until April 15 to withdraw its unilateral declaration of independence.

1993 The trial for treason began of twelve men accused of plotting the overthrow in 1991 of Soviet president Mikhail Gorbachev.  

1996 Associated Press reported the death, the previous week, of Larry LaPrise, the man who penned the song 'Hokey Pokey':

"LaPrise, a Detroit native whose full name was Roland Lawrence LaPrise, concocted the song along with two fellow musicians in the late 1940s for the apres ski crowd at a nightclub in Sun Valley, Idaho. The group, the Ram Trio, recorded the song in 1949.

"In 1953, bandleader Ray Anthony bought the rights and recorded 'The Hokey Pokey' on the B-side of another novelty record, 'The Bunny Hop.'

"LaPrise died aged 83 in Boise, Idaho, USA, after a career that brought him no fame, modest fortune, and a job with the Postal Service. Around the Internet went the joke: 'The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started'."

2029 The asteroid 2004 MN4 will pass within 65,000 km of the Earth.

 

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If Thomas Jefferson Had Worked in the Corporate World

10 October 1776 

Mr. Thomas Jefferson 
c/o The Continental Congress 
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania 

Dear Mr. Jefferson: 

We have read your "Declaration of Independence" with great interest. Certainly, it represents a considerable undertaking, and many of your statements do merit serious consideration. Unfortunately, the Declaration as a whole fails to meet recently adopted specifications for proposals to the Crown, so we must return the document to you for further refinement. The questions which follow might assist you in your process of revision: 


1. In your opening paragraph you use the phrase "the Laws of Nature and Nature's God." What are these laws? In what way are they the criteria on which you base your central arguments? Please document with citations from the recent literature. 

2. In the same paragraph you refer to the "opinions of mankind." Whose polling data are you using? Without specific evidence, it seems to us the "opinions of mankind" are a matter of opinion. 

3. You hold certain truths to be "self-evident." Could you please elaborate. If they are as evident as you claim then it should not be difficult for you to locate the appropriate supporting statistics. 

4. "Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness" seem to be the goals of your proposal. These are not measurable goals. If you were to say that "among these is the ability to sustain an average life expectancy in six of the 13 colonies of at least 55 years, and to enable newspapers in the colonies to print news without outside interference, and to raise the average income of the colonists by 10 percent in the next 10 years," these could be measurable goals. Please clarify. 

5. You state that, "Whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it and to institute a new Government ..." Have you weighed this assertion against all the alternatives? What are the trade-off considerations? 

6. Your description of the existing situation is quite extensive. Such a long list of grievances should precede the statement of goals, not allow it. Your problem statement needs improvement. 

7. Your strategy for achieving your goal is not developed at all. You state that the colonies "ought to be Free and Independent States" and that they are "Absolved from All Allegiance to the British Crown." Who or what must change to achieve this objective? In what way must they change? What specific steps will you take to overcome the resistance? How long will it take? We have found that a little foresight in these areas helps to prevent careless errors later on. How cost-effective are your strategies? 

8. Who among the list of signatories will be responsible for implementing your strategy? Who conceived it? Who provided the theoretical research? Who will constitute the advisory committee? Please submit an organization chart and vitas of the principal investigators. 

9. You must include an evaluation design. We have been requiring this since Queen Anne's War. 

10. What impact will your problem have? Your failure to include any assessment of this inspires little confidence in the long-range prospects of your undertaking. 

11. Please submit a PERT diagram, an activity chart, itemized budget and manpower utilization matrix.

We hope that these comments prove useful in revising your "Declaration of Independence." We welcome the submission of your revised proposal. Our due date for unsolicited proposals is November 30, 1776. Ten copies with original signatures will be required. 

Sincerely, 

Management Analyst to the British Crown




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